"I want a game where you play as a drago—"
"I want a game whose protagonist has a beefy arm—"
"I want a game where I can burn cottages—"
"I want a game where I can stomp on villagers—
"I want a game where Burnination is the primary goal—"
not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.